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World Domination in 60 Days
I will follow you to Tequila Hell, my captain.
Created on 2003-05-20 12:33:58 (#1069978), last updated 2007-04-13
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Basic Info| Name: | Jessor |
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| Birthdate: | 02-17 |
| Location: | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |
| Website: | My heart lives at New City... also, my liver |
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evilmuffin@hotmail.com BioIn those years the wind was a banana; slippery and yellow but full of vitamins and loved by monkeys everywhere.
"So it's Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy"
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Look at the one on the left. His name is Phillip.
Charlie is genius. Right, he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum - imagine that!
In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. It was too hot in L.A., and he melted, like a pink bitch. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slices. He poured him into an antique soup ladle, and boarded his magic carpet. Destination - Alaska.
Eric Phillips decided to re-freeze Charlie, but in his cold-blooded reptilian haste, he re-froze him into the shape of a hoover! Charlie wasn't fazed though. He just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it inside Charlie's pink tight warm belly-pouch, and they refused to come out!
Charlie said "I'm cool with that!", and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately. It was air tight in there. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. The green shape was frozen.
After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillips' magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits - no one needs that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.
The End.
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Charlie is genius. Right, he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum - imagine that!
In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. It was too hot in L.A., and he melted, like a pink bitch. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slices. He poured him into an antique soup ladle, and boarded his magic carpet. Destination - Alaska.
Eric Phillips decided to re-freeze Charlie, but in his cold-blooded reptilian haste, he re-froze him into the shape of a hoover! Charlie wasn't fazed though. He just zoomed about the place, sucking up Inuits. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it inside Charlie's pink tight warm belly-pouch, and they refused to come out!
Charlie said "I'm cool with that!", and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately. It was air tight in there. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. The green shape was frozen.
After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillips' magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits - no one needs that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.
The End.
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